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just about a day late, 2%

  • Dec. 14th, 2008 at 10:55 PM
GET IN THE CAR, JESUS CHRIST IT'S A WILD TRIBESMAN
Hey, Adell! You assaulted me back on your quaint little planet thing while I was minding my own business, filming a travel show! Starring me! AXEL, THE DARK HERO! I demand compensation for the injuries and public humilia--


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OH GOD IT'S COLD


AND I'M EXPOSED


[dashing for apartments behind cover]


[[I mentioned, though I believe only somewhere in the pilgrims' post, that Axel plucked a golden turkey entirely and also made a complete outfit out of nothing but its feathers and started wearing it around. The golden turkeys disappeared yesterday, to which this is backlogged... yeah.

2% on his first beating by Adell, but not what happened afterwards.]]

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[info]blazing_style wrote:
Dec. 15th, 2008 04:11 am (UTC)
Oh.

Sorry.
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[info]blazing_style wrote:
Dec. 15th, 2008 04:13 am (UTC)
Why are you naked?
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[info]garbage_phoenix wrote:
Dec. 15th, 2008 04:23 am (UTC)
MY AWESOME CLOTHES DISAPPEARED!

NOW PAY ME OR I'LL SUE

WHEN I GET SOME CLOTHES ON
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[info]blazing_style wrote:
Dec. 15th, 2008 04:24 am (UTC)
You can't be serious. Why should I pay you anything?
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[info]garbage_phoenix wrote:
Dec. 15th, 2008 07:05 am (UTC)
Because you savagely beat me for no reason!
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[info]blazing_style wrote:
Dec. 15th, 2008 07:06 am (UTC)
Trust me. If I savagely beat you, it was probably for a good reason.

I don't beat people up for no reason. It's not my style.
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[info]garbage_phoenix wrote:
Dec. 15th, 2008 07:06 am (UTC)
WHOSE MEMORY IS IT? I just asked if you wanted my autograph--first thing I said to you--and you were threatening my life!
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[info]blazing_style wrote:
Dec. 15th, 2008 07:10 am (UTC)
Look, you're not exactly what I'd call sensible. You're probably minsinterpreting your own memory completely.
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[info]garbage_phoenix wrote:
Dec. 15th, 2008 07:11 am (UTC)
1/2
I see how it is! We're going to have to take this to court! I'll bribe every judge, prosecutor, baili
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[info]garbage_phoenix wrote:
Dec. 15th, 2008 07:11 am (UTC)
2/2
I AM SO COLD AND NAKED

*runs for apartment*
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[info]blazing_style wrote:
Dec. 15th, 2008 07:13 am (UTC)
Re: 2/2
Well, there he goes.

I must be some sort of freak magnet.
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[info]vespa_alien wrote:
Dec. 15th, 2008 05:13 am (UTC)
Axel! Just the guy I was looking for.

I think I can help you with your problem.
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[info]garbage_phoenix wrote:
Dec. 15th, 2008 07:06 am (UTC)
H-HARUKO

*trying harder to hide*

i'musuallymuchbiggerit'sjustsocold
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[info]vespa_alien wrote:
Dec. 15th, 2008 07:11 am (UTC)
Forget your own vast inadequacies for a moment. I know who stole your ridiculous turkey suit.
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[info]garbage_phoenix wrote:
Dec. 15th, 2008 07:14 am (UTC)
Wh-what?

*shivering*

It just--it vanished!
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[info]vespa_alien wrote:
Dec. 15th, 2008 07:17 am (UTC)
Know what makes things vanish?

Ninja magic.
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[info]garbage_phoenix wrote:
Dec. 15th, 2008 07:19 am (UTC)
What's your p-p-p-point?
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[info]vespa_alien wrote:
Dec. 15th, 2008 07:20 am (UTC)
My point is:

My roommate is a ninja.
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[info]garbage_phoenix wrote:
Dec. 15th, 2008 07:22 am (UTC)
R-really? Then she can track down the ninja that took my outfit!
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[info]vespa_alien wrote:
Dec. 15th, 2008 07:23 am (UTC)
1/2
*GUITARINNAFACE*
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[info]vespa_alien wrote:
Dec. 15th, 2008 07:24 am (UTC)
SAKURA TOOK YOUR TURKEYSUIT AND YOU MUST DEFEAT HER TO RECLAIM IT.
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[info]garbage_phoenix wrote:
Dec. 15th, 2008 07:25 am (UTC)
I... I see! I... see everything... now...

*passes out naked in the streets*
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[info]vespa_alien wrote:
Dec. 15th, 2008 07:26 am (UTC)
My work here is done
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