WHAT HAPPENED TO THE VIP TREATMENT?!? THIS IS RIDICULOUS! WHAT KIND OF DARK HERO WOULD BE GENEROUS ENOUGH TO DONATE HALF OF HIS ROOM TO SOME KIND OF DIRTY ORPHAN?

I demand to speak to the management!

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ATTENTION, MENENEMEMEMENTEMENENTO ISLAND!

A few days ago, I remembered what that Something Awesome was. I'm Axel, the Dark Hero! But something has gone terribly wrong! I just checked my status, and MY DARK HERO TITLE IS GONE! This is an OUTRAGE! Someone must have stolen it! I can't bear to think that some poser is running around calling themselves the Dark Hero while the REAL Axel, the Dark Hero! is stuck here on Menenmemtenmenemenento Island with no memories! It's obviously the same person responsible for kidnapping me in the first place!

Ow, my head… where am I?

I know! I’m obviously in the wilderness of… somewhere! I probably host a zoology show with lots of witty cracks about the animals and awesome action scenes against wild bears and alligators and rifle demons and…

But, you know, I don’t really remember anything about that show. Or…

…anything else!

HELP! Someone stole my mind! What am I gonna think with now?

Okay, okay, calm down, Axel. At least you’ve got your name! An obviously famous name.


…someone help me.