Hey, everyone! Guess what I totally just didn't remember! It wasn't not kidnapping people who weren't anyone's brother and sister! Except not!

So just for the record, I remembered that not happening. The thing I may or may not have gotten the crap beaten out of me for a while ago. Didn't happen. Funny, huh? Hahahahahaha!

Hey, Adell! You assaulted me back on your quaint little planet thing while I was minding my own business, filming a travel show! Starring me! AXEL, THE DARK HERO! I demand compensation for the injuries and public humilia--


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OH GOD IT'S COLD


AND I'M EXPOSED


[dashing for apartments behind cover]


[[I mentioned, though I believe only somewhere in the pilgrims' post, that Axel plucked a golden turkey entirely and also made a complete outfit out of nothing but its feathers and started wearing it around. The golden turkeys disappeared yesterday, to which this is backlogged... yeah.

2% on his first beating by Adell, but not what happened afterwards.]]

Good doggies... niiiice doggies... you wouldn't eat little old me, would you? I taste terrible anyway, you know. Netherwood diets, hahaha! This is what I get for trying to be a good guy, huh?

W-what? Oh thank Go--I mean, heh, that's right! You'd better run!


...Hello Rifle Demon!

Their visual acuity is based on movement or something, right? Just have to remain completely still...

OH GOD THE PAIN


...Director...

The first star you see tonight... will be me...

[[Axel thinks he's being attacked by an entire pack of the first monster here, and much more threateningly one of the ones on the bottom here. 3% on his failed attempt to save Taro (from circumstances Axel put him in in the first place) and the faces and some dialogue of Adell, Rozalin, and the rest of their party.]]

[[Private, fairly easily hackable]]

The Director... he was a real friend. My number one fan, but not one of those phonies that suck up to the big stars.

And... my family. Mom and, and, and and... okay, so I can't remember my little brothers' and sisters' names. Amnesia, right? I'm sure it'll come to me eventually. I wish I could call home...

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ATTENTION, MENENEMEMEMENTEMENENTO ISLAND!

A few days ago, I remembered what that Something Awesome was. I'm Axel, the Dark Hero! But something has gone terribly wrong! I just checked my status, and MY DARK HERO TITLE IS GONE! This is an OUTRAGE! Someone must have stolen it! I can't bear to think that some poser is running around calling themselves the Dark Hero while the REAL Axel, the Dark Hero! is stuck here on Menenmemtenmenemenento Island with no memories! It's obviously the same person responsible for kidnapping me in the first place!